Snow Dogs (2002) Poster

(2002)

Cuba Gooding Jr.: Ted Brooks

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Quotes 

  • Amelia : [on phone]  Hey, honey. How's Alaska?

    Ted : Oh, just great. Everything's white. Including my father!

  • Thunder Jack : I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.

    Ted : But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.

    Thunder Jack : Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!

  • Barb : Why don't you try biting him on the ear?

    Ted : What is it with you people?

  • Thunder Jack : The dogs, where are they?

    Ted : They're eating the house.

  • [Barb describes the dog food] 

    Barb : Mostly the stuff the butcher can't sell. Hooves, lips, organs... slump.

    Ted : In Miami, we call them hot dogs.

  • Ernie : I'm the only man to win the Arctic Flame three years in a row.

    Ted : Congratulations.

    Ernie : But it is kind of an odd prize. Goes to the musher who finishes last.

    Ted : In Miami three-times losers go to prison.

  • Ted : Mom, I love that you're involved in my practice but you can't be giving out sugar cookies at a dental office.

    Amelia : Your father always believed in the personal touch.

  • Thunder Jack : Well, well lookie here. Come to sell me them dogs.

    Ted : [all disappointed]  You? Your James Johnson?

    Thunder Jack : I don't much like people calling me James.

    Ted : What...

    [Gasps] 

    Ted : You're white.

    [chuckles] 

    Thunder Jack : [takes glove off; sarcastically]  Will you look at that!

    Ted : Do you know who I am?

    Thunder Jack : Yeah. You're the fella that's going to sell me those dogs.

    Ted : No. I'm your son.

    Thunder Jack : Well, so, how much you want for them?

    Ted : You knew? You knew the whole time, and you didn't say anything?

    Thunder Jack : I don't see any good coming from dredging up ancient history.

    Ted : Is that what I am? Ancient history?

    Thunder Jack : I tell you what I'm going to do. I can go up to $300 for the lot.

    Ted : The dogs? Don't you think of anything else?

    Thunder Jack : You got no business with them. I mean, they're special animals. They need to be taken care of.

    Ted : You're a real piece of work. You know I don't believe we're related. There must be some mistake because you are definitely not my father!

    Thunder Jack : [cracks neck]  Well, tell you the truth, I don't give much a hoot one way or the other. All I'm saying is that you don't belong here. I'm sure you've got a nice, little condominium someplace with a remote control, color tv, and a nice electric blanket. So, why don't you pack up your big city butt and go back there.

    Ted : No. I'm not going anywhere.

    Thunder Jack : You are a stubborn fool.

    Ted : No, you're the stubborn fool!

    Thunder Jack : You must have something wrong with that head.

    Ted : No, you got something wrong with your head!

    Thunder Jack : No, you got something wrong with your head!

    Ted : No, you got something wrong in your head!

    Thunder Jack : [laughing]  No, you got something wrong with your head.

    Ted : Oh, well, you know what they say. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree", Jack. Or should I call you Father? Or how about Papa? Or maybe even Daddy-O.

    [laughs; Jack punches him he spins around wimpers and falls on the ice] 

  • Ted : If you're ever in Miami, look me up. My number's on all the buses.

  • [Facing a wild bear] 

    Ted : Y'know, I'm a big bear fan! Sure. Uh, my man - Smokey the Bear. Yogi. Walter Payton!

  • Ernie : Demon's got it in his head that he's the alpha dog. You've gotta show him who's boss! Bite him on the ear!

    Ted : I am not putting any part of that dog in my mouth!

  • Ted : Arthur?

    Arthur : You must be Ted. I've been waiting so long for this. Would you like to come in?

    Ted : Of course. Thank you.

    Arthur : I was so worried that you wouldn't have the time to see me before you left. I have felt this terrible pain for so long.

    Ted : Me, too.

    Arthur : So, should I sit on a chair or would you prefer me to lie down?

    Ted : Uh, chair's fine.

    Arthur : So, it's my left rear molar. Filling fell out a couple of years ago. And now it's purple. And there's this real rotten odor. Maybe it's infected.

    Ted : And you're telling me this because...?

    Arthur : Aren't you a dentist?

    Ted : Aren't you my father?

    Arthur : If I say yes, do I get a discount?

    Ted : [leaving all angry]  Doesn't even look like me.

  • Ted : Never underestimate Theodore Brooks DDS!

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