Snow Dogs (2002)

Ron Small: Arthur

Quotes 

• Ted : Arthur?

  Arthur : You must be Ted. I've been waiting so long for this. Would you like to come in?

  Ted : Of course. Thank you.

  Arthur : I was so worried that you wouldn't have the time to see me before you left. I have felt this terrible pain for so long.

  Ted : Me, too.

  Arthur : So, should I sit on a chair or would you prefer me to lie down?

  Ted : Uh, chair's fine.

  Arthur : So, it's my left rear molar. Filling fell out a couple of years ago. And now it's purple. And there's this real rotten odor. Maybe it's infected.

  Ted : And you're telling me this because...?

  Arthur : Aren't you a dentist?

  Ted : Aren't you my father?

  Arthur : If I say yes, do I get a discount?

  Ted : [leaving all angry]  Doesn't even look like me.