The Parole Officer (2001)

Ben Miller: Colin

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Quotes 

• [demonstrating a remote-controlled toy fire-engine with a camera on the ladder] 

  Kirsty : What is it?

  George : It's a GOTLER.

  Kirsty : A what?

  Colin : A George-operated time-lock equalising robot.

• Colin : What we don't need is a curly headed wanker trying to be Captain Kirk.

  Simon Garden : At least he got things done. Imagine you looking for Spock in Star Trek 4: "Oh, sorry, we couldn't find him".

  Colin : [laughs]  That was Star Trek 3. It was called "The Search for Spock"!