- [animated intro sequence - A living room. A man and a woman are watching TV. A dog lies on the floor. Apart from the blue sofa with a Midland Bank logo and an advert for the same company on the TV, everything is in black and white. A boy enters]
- Boy: Dad, I'm really bored.
- Advisor: [in colour, on the TV] Bored? Hey, you there!
- Dad: Eh?
- [the green suited, top hat-wearing man materialises out of the TV and into the living room. The dog barks]
- Advisor: Good day to you! Please don't be afraid. I'm the Advisor, and I'm here to take you to a magical land. You first, lad.
- [he points his cane at the boy and the boy vanishes]
- Advisor: Friends can come too.
- [he vanishes the dog]
- Advisor: And even grown ups.
- [he vanishes the parents]
- Advisor: Oh, I almost forgot. You too.
- [he turns to the viewer and points his cane, the screen fades to white. Cut to the family and the Advisor at entrance of a theme park. Everything has gone from black and white to colour]
- Advisor: Roll up, roll up, for the greatest show on Earth!
- [a pathway rolls out like a carpet and trees land in rows beside it]
- Advisor: Go!
- [a kiosk in the shape of a cola cup lands. 4 propeller planes appear. The family and the Advisor go for a flight in them. Then a Burger-shaped kiosk lands, then a chair swing ride. Then it cuts to a roller coaster, which the family goes for a ride in. The ride is mostly shown in a POV shot and finally the roller coaster goes down a hole and the Theme Park title screen is revealed]