- Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!
- Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!
- Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?
- Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.
- Pauly Shore: What's the difference?
- Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.