Gallagher: Overboard (1987 TV Special)

Gallagher: Self

Quotes 

• Gallagher : Sometimes I think TWA means "Traveling With Arabs". So I fly Delta, which means "Don't Even Let Them Aboard"!

• Audience : Go overboard, Gallagher!

  Gallagher : [grins]  No.

• Gallagher : Now this world will make your head spin if you listen. Vigorous urine testing, what the heck is that? How do you do that vigorous? Seems like vigorous would keep you from getting it in that little bottle. In fact, vigorous might get you the wrong specimen.