Batman: Vengeance (I) (2001 Video Game)

Arleen Sorkin: Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Harley Quinn, 'Mary Flynn'

Quotes 

• [Harley Quinn drops a mallet on Batman's head, Joker catches it in mid-fall] 

  The Joker : Careful, Harley. You'll kill him.

  Harley Quinn : But...

  The Joker : But nothing. You're my hench-wench. Less wench, more hench, you molly-coddling little twit. Nobody kills the bat but me. Like so...

  [Batman and Joker begin fighting] 

• Harley Quinn : Murderer.

  Batman : Harley...

  Harley Quinn : No. Leave me alone. I'm through.

  [she backs away from the Batman] 

  Harley Quinn : No more love. No more crime. No more nothing. I'm through...

  [sobs] 

• Harley Quinn : [singing]  Take a break and play a while, doo da, doo da. Guaranteed I'll make you smile, oh the doo da day.

• Batman : [after rescuing Mary from Joker's cronies]  Joker's after you.

  Mary : [agitated]  He's got my... he took my...

  Batman : Toby?

  Mary : [shouting]  Yes, Toby! He took my son! He says he'll kill him if I don't pay $5 million! I don't have that type of money!

  Batman : Are you sure he has the boy?

  Mary : [giving Batman a pocketknife with Toby's name on it]  He sent this. He said if I didn't believe him... he'd... oh!

  Batman : [gives Mary tracker]  Here. Press the button if you're ever in trouble

• The Joker : [halfway through the Batman vs. Joker fight]  Uh, Harley, a little help here, slugger?

  Harley Quinn : [to herself]  Ooooo, now he needs my help, 'less wench' he says, 'more hench' he says.

  [shouts] 

  Harley Quinn : You're on your own, puddin'!

  The Joker : That Harley; won't kill for you, can't kill without you!

  [goes back to fighting] 

• The Joker : So, after that, we're home free. Our friend in tights takes the bait, and after we lure him in, we string him up and drop him in the drink! Ha-ha-ha...! Any questions?

  Thug : Yeah, well boss... me and some of the other guys were thinking, since we're fighting the Bat and all that, maybe we're not getting paid as much as we should. I mean, when I was working for the Penguin, we was getting benefits and a 401-k...

  [Harley charges out of the shadows and hits him over the head with a mallet] 

  Harley Quinn : Well, now you're working for Mr. J, you chowderhead. You'll do what he says, and take what he gives, and hope it is not - A BULLET!

  The Joker : Baby, you're the best!