The Elf Who Saved Christmas (1992 TV Movie)
Roger Perry: Head Elf
Quotes
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Toby : When ARE the letters gonna come? Tomorrow's Christmas.
Head Elf : I don't know. Back when I was in the mail room we'd have thousands of letters by now, millions of letters. Right after Thanksgiving they'd start pouring in, I mean this room would be filled to the top with bags of letters from all over the world. I'd stay up half the night reading them.
Toby : That's what I wanted to do, that's why I wanted to work in the mail room, I think that reading letters would be much more exciting than making toys.
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Trixie : What are we going to do? It won't be Christmas without Santa Claus.
Smitty : Maybe I could drive the sleigh.
Hoot : Terrific, last time you drove you got 3 tickets and you parked in front of the police station.
Smitty : That wasn't my fault, Rudolph was reading the map.
Trixie : Maybe we if we write lots of letters and take them to the post office, they could be delivered this afternoon, then Santa would change his mind.
Head Elf : No, that wouldn't work, he'd see the postmark: North Pole.
Trixie : What're we going to do?
Hoot : Maybe you could drive the sleigh.
Head Elf : No, no I couldn't do that, I don't see well at night.
Smitty : Maybe Hoot could drive the sleigh, and I could be the navigator.
Hoot : Smitty, where's Colorado?
Smitty : Right next to Connecticut.