Derek Zoolander University (1997 TV Short)
Ben Stiller: Derek Zoolander
Quotes
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Derek Zoolander : Two minutes before runway time and you've got an erection. What do you do?
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Derek Zoolander : Hi. I'm Derek Zoolander, president and model and founder and dean and CEO of the Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men.
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Derek Zoolander : You've got to have blinders on out there. Like a cow.
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Derek Zoolander : Nothing means more to me than having one of my former students come up to me and say "Derek, thanks for helping me," or "Derek, thanks for being so helpful," or "Derek, me help you did."
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Derek Zoolander : Don't be afraid to talk to the pants. Make them your friend.
