Derek Zoolander: Male Model (1996 TV Short)

Ben Stiller: Derek Zoolander

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Derek Zoolander : I don't think I'll give them Blue Steel look, can't give away the shot.

• Derek Zoolander : I'm just a regular guy, I mean; I wake up in the morning, I put on my shoes, I walk my dog.

  Interviewer : You have a dog?

• Derek Zoolander : I have problems with turns, because I'm left handed, and they haven't built a left handed runway yet. I've done over 1,000 runway shows in my career, and if you put all those runways end to end, it'd be so long I couldn't even walk down it without getting tired. I think the only good thing about it would be there'd be no turns.

• Derek Zoolander : People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or "you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model.

• Derek Zoolander : I guess I'm also known for Blue Steel.

  Interviewer : Can we see that one?

  Derek Zoolander : Blue Steel?

  Interviewer : Yeah.

• Derek Zoolander : You know, I love modelling. I like to do this forever. When I'm 30, I hoped I'm still modelling.