- [last lines]
- Derek Zoolander: I don't think I'll give them Blue Steel look, can't give away the shot.
- Derek Zoolander: I'm just a regular guy, I mean; I wake up in the morning, I put on my shoes, I walk my dog.
- Interviewer: You have a dog?
- Derek Zoolander: I have problems with turns, because I'm left handed, and they haven't built a left handed runway yet. I've done over 1,000 runway shows in my career, and if you put all those runways end to end, it'd be so long I couldn't even walk down it without getting tired. I think the only good thing about it would be there'd be no turns.
- Derek Zoolander: People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or "you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model.
- Derek Zoolander: I guess I'm also known for Blue Steel.
- Interviewer: Can we see that one?
- Derek Zoolander: Blue Steel?
- Interviewer: Yeah.
- Derek Zoolander: You know, I love modelling. I like to do this forever. When I'm 30, I hoped I'm still modelling.