The Sketch Show (TV Series 2001–2003) Poster

(2001–2003)

Karen Taylor: Various Characters, Various

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Quotes 

  • [a couple deciding on where to go on a holiday] 

    Man : All right, I'll stick a pin on this map and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : Siberia.

    Man : Too cold.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : Sahara Desert.

    Man : Okay new rule, it's got to be somewhere that can sustain human life.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : The Indian Ocean.

    Man : Okay, it's got to be a place where we can stand on.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : Canada.

    Man : We've been there.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : China.

    Man : No beaches.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : Portugal

    Man : Don't fancy it.

    [sticks pin] 

    Woman : France.

    Man : Too predictable. Can I be honest? I want to go to Hawaii.

  • Woman : [walks up to counter]  Hello. Can I have a can of lemonade, please?

    Various Roles : [writing on a piece of paper]  Over there in the fridge. Help yourself!

    Woman : And a cup of tea, please.

    Various Roles : Teabags over there, cup's there, water there, milk there!

    Woman : And a slice of cake?

    Various Roles : Eggs in the fridge, flour and sugar in the cupboard!

    Woman : [getting annoyed]  And a ham sandwich, please!

    Various Roles : Pig out back, bolt gun behind door!

    Woman : I want to see the manager!

    Woman : Office there, door there!

    [Tim exits the office] 

    Woman : Are you the manager?

    Man : Badge there, title there!

    Woman : [pointing at Jim]  Counter there, rudeness there!

    Man : [gives Jim a termination letter]  P45 there, Exit there

    Various Roles : [gives Tim an envelope]  Too late! Envelope here, resignation there!

  • Woman : I said quilt, not kilt.

See also

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