- [first lines]
- Nitrus Brio: But Dr Cortex, we have not determined the cause of test failures!
- Dr. Cortex: Moron! This bandicoot will be my general, and he will lead my Cortex commandos to world domination. This time I shall reign triumphant!
- Nitrus Brio: But Dr. Cortex, we have not determined the cause of past failures.
- Dr. Cortex: Moron! This Bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex commandos to world domination, this time I shall reign triumphant! We are closer than ever before. Quickly! Into the vortex!
- Nitrus Brio: But Dr. Cortex, the vortex is not ready, we have no idea what it could do!
- [Dr. Cortex raises the chair with Crash Bandicoot in the vortex and the screen shows Bandicoot 1.0 Rejected]
- Dr. Cortex: Failure again! Capture him!
- [Crash Bandicoot runs in the room, he crashes through a window and falls down]
- Crash Bandicoot: Uh oh!
- Dr. Cortex: Prepare the female Bandicoot!
- [Crashes girlfriend is held hostage by 2 scientist assistants]