Haggard (2003 Video)
Ryan Dunn: Ry
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Quotes
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Ryan Dunn : That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?
Girl at Coffee Shop : It means desire.
Ryan Dunn : Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.
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Glauren : What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?
Ryan Dunn : Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.
Glauren : [indignant] Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want shit to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks.
[beat]
Ryan Dunn : Eww.
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Ryan Dunn : [after Glauren apologizes] Get lost.
[she turns around and smacks Valo]
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Ryan Dunn : You dumped me for someone named fucking HELLBOY? What the hell is the matter with you?
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Ryan Dunn : Dude! She got fingered!
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Valo : Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.
Ryan Dunn : What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.
Valo : She is looking for ass, I can see it.
Ryan Dunn : What does it matter? I look like shit.
Valo : Go talk to her.
Ryan Dunn : What do I say?
Valo : I don't know. Compliment her on that tattoo or something.
Ryan Dunn : Yeah, that'll work. It sounds so fucking lame.
Valo : Worked for Glauren.