Jersey Girl (2004)

Betty Aberlin: Teacher

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Teacher : Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...

  Teacher : [class: "Are!"]  And what they...

  Teacher : [class: "Mean to us!"]  Excellent droning.

• Bryan : [reading his paper]  My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he's so full of sh - .

  Teacher : [interrupts him before he swears]  Bryan!