The Kid (2001 TV Movie)

Jacqueline Pillon: The Kid

Quotes 

• Dead Cat : Hey over here shithead!

  The Kid : [gasps]  Oh god it's you, the cat!

  [Dead Cat laughs] 

  The Kid : No this can't be real, I don't believe in ghosts

  [hides under the covers] 

  Dead Cat : That's ok shithead I believe in you!

  The Kid : This isn't real, you're just a dream aren't you?

  Dead Cat : That's for me to know and you to find out, shithead! But even if this is a dream that don't mean I'm not real, ghosts can come in dreams

  The Kid : Well whatever you are, can you please stop calling me shithead?

  Dead Cat : Sorry, didn't know it bothered you asshole!

  The Kid : Apology accepted

• The Kid : Look what do you want with me?

  Dead Cat : We got a score to settle motherfucker! They sliced up my body today

  [points at his organs hanging out of his body] 

  The Kid : But you were dead?

  Dead Cat : Right but before I get through with you, you're going to wish you were dead cocksucker!

  [pokes a claws through his body] 

  The Kid : But animals get dissected all the time, people too when they donate their bodies to science

  Dead Cat : That's their business, I don't recall sending in a consent form, you fucked with me now it's my turn to fuck with you!

• The Kid : [after listening to the dead cat's story]  That's a very touching and beautiful story

  Dead Cat : Thank you

  [pushes his beating heart back into his chest] 

  The Kid : So what you're saying is if I can bury you in they cemetery, you'd forgive me right?

  Dead Cat : You got it shithead!

  The Kid : Well I promise you I'll do everything I possibly can to give you a decent burial

  Dead Cat : Now you're talking

  The Kid : But what if for some reason I can't?

  Dead Cat : [to his ghost friend]  Tell him Banky

  Banquo : Thou wilt bid farewell to thy skull thou miserable fuck!

  [raises his sword]