Deliver Us from Eva (2003)

LL Cool J: Raymond 'Ray' Adams

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• Ray : I think I might love her.

  Darrell : Love! You forgot the rule. Players don't feel. That's like a pimp with a health plan.

• Eva : How much did they pay you?

  Ray : Eva, that's not...

  Eva : HOW MUCH?

  Ray : $5000 - but I'm giving it back to them...

  Eva : [punches Ray]  You are exactly the person I thought you were.

• Ray : Most women have a few barriers around their heart, but Eva has an electrified fence with rabid pit bulls.

• Eva : Did I hurt you?

  Ray : Yeah... But I liked it.

• Eva : Holy Mother of God!

  Ray : [on horse in building lobby]  HEY EVA!

• Eva : You know, let's do something you want to do.

  Ray : Anything?

  Eva : Yeah - Sure.

• Ray : Scared? I said I was a multi-talented guy that likes to travel. I didn't say I was scared.

• Eva : Who told you I like lilies?

  Ray : Sometimes a man gets lucky.

• Ray : She's cute, but why's she scowling?

  Darrell : That's her sexy smirk, brother.

• Ray : I'm thinking next time we'll actually make it to the bed.

• Ray : You give me your body and then you offer me your friendship?

• Eva : So what is it that you do again?

  Ray : I deliver meat.

• Eva : This is what you drive when you take a woman out?

  Ray : It's clean and it's free.

  Ray : [pauses]  I'm saving to buy a house.

• Ray : You're just a civil servant, not the FBI.

  Eva : Well excuse the hell out of me.

• Ray : I can't do this...

  Eva : The bulge in your pants didn't get that memo, so...