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Simon the Sorcerer
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Simon
: What do you wear in bed?
Nubile Valkyrie #2
: Armour.
Simon
: Thought as much.
Drunk Dwarf
: Anyone for a beer?
[
laughs
]
Druid
: Afraid, are you?
Simon
: Wouldn't YOU be if a lunatic druid wanted to stick a silver dagger through YOUR heart?
Swamping
: Sit! Eat up your stew!
Barbarian
: Can you help me, boy?
Simon
: I can't help. I'm pedophobic.
Simon
: Hang on!
Sordid
: What is it *now*? Why can't you just shut up and DIE?
Tree
: What are you staring at, mate?
Simon
: You can talk?
Tree
: Give the kid a cigar!
Woodcutter
: Woe is me!
Simon
: You spelt 'rights' wrong on your placard.
Troll
: YOU spelt 'rights' wrong in that last sentence.
Simon
: Let me in. The fate of the world depends on it!
Attendent
: No, the fate of *my job* depends on it!
Simon
: What's new?
Head 2 Shopkeeper
: He's a little uglier perhaps!
Head 1 Shopkeeper
: And *he's* a little... stupider.
Swamping
: No one like Swamplin cooking, no more!
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