Pardon the Interruption (2001– )
Tony Kornheiser: Self - Co-Host, Self
Quotes
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Mike : Pardon the interruption but I'm Mike Wilbon. Tony, we've got the star of "The Bachelor" on today. Any advice for him when dealing with the ladies?
Tony : I'm Tony Kornheiser and yes, the good ones like to be paid up front!
Mike : Not those kinds of ladies, you dope!
Tony : Oh... I can't imagine what other ones you'd be talking about.
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Dan LeBatard : Pardon the Interruption, but I'm Dan LeBatard, or as one e-mailer called me, Dan LeBa*turd*.
Tony : I'm Tony Kornheiser.
[to Dan]
Tony : Oh so you did get my e-mail?
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Mike : Pardon the interruption. I'm Mike Wilbon and you'll have to pardon me today because I'm a little rusty after spending a month in Greece.
Tony : I'm Toyn Kornheiser. Oh really? Were you in Olivia Newton-John's role?
Mike : There you go! I'm not back for 30 seconds and you're already tossing out those lame 40 year old jokes that you only could ever possibly find funny!
Tony : Welcome to PTI, boys and girls, where I will continue to tell 40 year old jokes and you know why? 'Cause it's funny and I KNOW FUNNY!
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Tony : It's Happy Time, people!
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Tony : Welcome to PTI, boys and girls!
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[discussing use of air conditioning winds to blow baseballs foul]
Tony : We're talking a gentle breeze, it's not like a cow blew into the bullpen!
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Tony : Quick, we're running out of show. let's get to the "Big Finish!"
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Tony : We're out of time. We'll try to do better the next time.
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Tony : It's time Wilbon's weekly beatdown otherwise known as Toss-Up. Let's get the first one from our producer over the loudspeaker.
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Tony : Time to find out where we messed up. Stat-boy?
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Tony : Goodnight Canada!
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Keith Olbermann : Pardon the interruption, but I'm Keith Olbermann and I'm happy Tony invited me here because I have some things I want to get off my chest.
Tony : I'm Tony Kornheiser. Good evening and welcome to the end of our careers.
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Host : We're running out of show; let's go to the Big Finish.
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Tony : Which one are you kicking out of the hottub?