Bad Eggs (2003)

Bob Franklin: Mike Paddock

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• Mike Paddock : You saved our arses back there Northey. Where'd you get the shooter?

  Northey : Oh, it's my father's.

  Mike Paddock : Aren't they illegal now?

  Northey : It's for sporting purposes.

  Mike Paddock : Right. And tell me again, which sport is it that uses a semi-automatic weapon?

  Northey : Golf. He's a very aggressive golfer.

• Ted Pratt : In hospital you get to catch up on your reading.

  [holds up newspapers] 

  Mike Paddock : Those three disasters have been taken completely out of context!

• Mike Paddock : So why'd this bloke top himself?

  Ben Kinnear : They found some photos in the car. Let's just say the "respected magistrate" liked to... uh...

  Mike Paddock : What?

  Ben Kinnear : I'm trying to think of a legal term that has... you know, a sexual double-meaning?

  Mike Paddock : 'Perform acts with underage prostitutes'?

  Ben Kinnear : Is that a legal term?

  Mike Paddock : Dunno, but it's the exact phrase I put on my Psychological Test under 'ambitions'.

  [pause] 

  Mike Paddock : There's someone behind me, isn't there? And it's the worst possible person it could be, isn't it?