Charlie Adler: Big Red Guy, Chicken

Quotes 

• [introducing a montage of cartoon ladies] 

  Big Red Guy : Hair and make-up have long been a part of creating the magic of cartoons. A little blush and some eye-liner and a nice permanent help to bring the beauty of the female form to the fore. And it's important for all of you ladies to know to look pretty if you want to get anywhere in the business. Am I right? No one likes an ugly girl, do they?

  [gets booed] 

  Big Red Guy : DO THEY?

  [the booing gets louder and the Red Guy pounces around] 

  Big Red Guy : Oh, you hate me! Right now, at this moment, you really do hate me! I LOVE IT! Time now to check out some of our most beautiful Cartoon Network lovelies and how they have enchanted us.

  [as montage begins] 

  Big Red Guy : SHUT UP!