Spider-Man (2002 Video Game)

Tobey Maguire: Spider-Man, Peter Parker

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• Spider-Man : This is how my story begins, my uncle Ben and Aunt May raised me like a son, they never had much money though. I thought my powers could make up for that. The last time I saw Uncle Ben alive, we argued. I took out my frustration in the ring, Poor old Bonesaw hadn't even saw me comin'.

  Bone Saw McGraw : WAH! NO MORE MR. NICEGUY!

  Spider-Man : The fight promoter cheated me, so I didn't think it was my problem he got robbed.

• Spider-Man : There's nothing Peter Parker can do at this point, but Spider-Man's a different story!

• [while fighting the Shocker] 

  Spider-Man : So you're called the Shocker, but you don't use electricity. I don't get it.

• [after knocking an opponent down with a handspring attack] 

  Spider-Man : Shall we dance?

• Spider-Man : Life sure is strange sometimes. No matter how long you want to hold on to a moment, you can't stop time from moving on.

• Spider-Man : [to Shocker]  So you must be..."Quilt-Man"..."Padded Pete"..."Mister Triple-Ply?" Oh! I got it! "The Cushion"!

  Shocker : I'm *The Shocker*! I'd tell you not to forget it, but you won't be around long enough to worry about that!

  [gestures to oblivious guy talking on a cell phone] 

  Shocker : Now say goodbye to Mr. Innocent Bystander, sucker!

• Green Goblin : How can you be so naive? These people would never lay a finger to help you!

  Spider-Man : Well since they don't have the power to fly or bend steel with their bare hands I can't say I blame them!

• Green Goblin : Tell Harry... I'm sorry...

  Spider-Man : I'm sorry too.

• Spider-Man : Who are you? wait let me guess, "The Emerald Elf"?

  Green Goblin : Me? I'm just a concerned citizen, helping to clean up our fair city!

• Green Goblin : Run! Run! 'Fast as you can...

  Spider-Man : The ginger-bread man you're *not*!

• Spider-Man : [to Goblin]  Didn't I see you in a dubbed-rubber-monster movie?

• Spider-Man : Note to self: Scale Crazy-Bird-Man's lair from the outside, next time!

• [Spider-Man walks to the Shocker as he lies defeated on the ground] 

  Spider-Man : Looks like your flying friend's getting your share of the loot, too. Where'd be get off to, anyway?

  [shocker groans as Spider-Man picks him up] 

  Shocker : If I don't get mine, Vulture isn't getting his. He had some workshop set up, up in the old clock tower, on the Lower East Side.

  [Spider-Man drops the Shocker to the ground] 

  Spider-Man : Vulture, huh? Thanks, Shocker. Give my regards to my fans in the slammer!

• Spider-Man : Trick or Treat!

• Spider-Man : [during basic training]  Wow! I can't believe how much stronger I've become!

  Tour Guide : Good for you. Listen, if you want to beat up some more bad guys, simply knock on the door by pressing the "punch" button. When you're done, web swing over to your next objective. I'm going to go get a ham sandwich.

• New Yorker : Hey look! It's Spider-Man!

  Spider-Man : Just don't use that "bird-plane" metaphor. That's the other guy.

• [while being attacked by a flying robot] 

  Spider-Man : Just for reference, are you guys recyclable?

• [while being attacked by a flying robot] 

  Spider-Man : I know I've made some enemies, but this is a bit much!

• Green Goblin : Can't you see we're cut from the same cloth? We aren't like normal people!

  Spider-Man : Speak for yourself!

• Spider-Man : Ah, yes, the old Swinging Log of Doom trick. That trick never gets old.

• Green Goblin : Running away? I'm not done with you yet!

  Spider-Man : That's what I'm afraid of!

• [to Scorpion] 

  Spider-Man : Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare for you.

• Spider-Man : Let's talk about this, Scorpion! You need help.

  Scorpion : Talk? No, no talking, you can't take me back!

  Spider-Man : I wouldn't even know where to take you back to.

• Green Goblin : Let's find some new people to play with, shall we?

  Spider-Man : I'd like to vote against that.

• [while sneaking up inside Vulture's bell tower] 

  Spider-Man : Must be a pain to get groceries up here.

• [while Spider-Man web-swings to catch up with the Vulture in the rain, the Vulture causes damage to a water tower on a rooftop] 

  Vulture : Those people look thirsty, don't they? Why don't I serve them a drink?

  Spider-Man : I think the folks down there are wet enough already!

• Green Goblin : You're boring me, Spider-Man!

  Spider-Man : Hey, where you going?

• Spider-Man : Squirrels must love you because you're nuts

  Scorpion : Make jokes!

• Spider-Man : Come on Shock, you know I can't let you run around down here without a chaperon

  Shocker : Webslinger, you've been riding me all day I'm gonna finish this once and for all!

• [Spider-Man had just defeated the Car-Jacker] 

  Spider-Man : [looks at the Car-Jacker's face]  No! You! Not you!

  Car-Jacker : [backing off]  Stay back! I'm warning you, you psycho!

  Spider-Man : [in complete shock]  I could've stopped you at the fight promoter's office... I could've saved Uncle Ben...

  [the Car-Jacker trips over his own feet and falls out the window to his death] 

• Kraven the Hunter : Blades to black the walls... electricity to bock the sky... YOU aRE CAGED, SPIDER!

  Spider-Man : I guess Kraven never won any good sportsmanship awards.

• Kraven the Hunter : Welcome Spider... I.. Am KRAVEN... the WORLD'S greatest hunter... ..Now that youre in my trap we could begin our contest of strength.

  Spider-Man : Is that like a sweepstakes? I always loose those away... nice outfit by th way... where's Siegfried.?

  Kraven the Hunter : Ha haha HaHaha Ha!

• [while wall-crawling in Vulture's bell tower] 

  Spider-Man : Who's your landlord, Vulture? Quasimodo?

• Spider-Man : A car-jacker killed an old man earlier today. The killer's a skull. Where is he?

  Skull : I can't tell you, he'd kill me.

  Spider-Man : What makes you think I won't?

• Green Goblin : There's no need for us to fight!

  Spider-Man : Yeah, once you stop lobbing bombs at me, we'll see about that!

• Spider-Man : Uncle Ben... nothing could fill the hole left when he died. Those wounds never really heal.

• Green Goblin : You don't seem like you're enjoying yourself! Aren't you having any fun?

  Spider-Man : Um... no.

• Spider-Man : [while fighting some robots]  You aren't from the future or something lame like that, right?

• [to Scorpion] 

  Spider-Man : Careful! You're gonna poke your eye out with that thing!

• Spider-Man : You shouldn't be flying around at your age, Vulture, you'll hurt yourself!

• [to Scorpion] 

  Spider-Man : This guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I better help him out.

• Spider-Man : [to Shocker]  You're crazier than a soup sandwich.

• Spider-Man : Give my regards to my fans in the slammer!

• [after knocking down an opponent with an attack] 

  Spider-Man : Wow. Good looks and a sparkling wit. Oh, wait - that's me!

• Shocker : Come on, freak! You need to learn a lesson! And Shocker's School of Hard Knocks is now open!

  Spider-Man : Give me a break, Shock! I can't believe you have any class, let alone a whole school worth!

• [while fighting the Shocker] 

  Spider-Man : It's good to know 'subtle' isn't in your vocabulary.

• Shocker : Welcome to a world of pain!

  Spider-Man : You're embarassing yourself, Shocker!

• [while fighting the Shocker] 

  Spider-Man : Do those gloves come with a puree setting, too?

• Spider-Man : Wow! That kink in my back is gone! You're like the world's most dangerous physical therapist!

  Shocker : Laugh it up, smart guy!

• Vulture : What's the matter, Spider-Man? Too fast for you?

  Spider-Man : Hey! Come back! The food at the old folks home wasn't that bad, was it?

• Spider-Man : [during basic training]  This is incredible! Am I really doing this?

  Tour Guide : Well YOU'RE easily impressed, aren't you? You haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet!

• [while chasing a fleeing criminal] 

  Spider-Man : Top in your class at cowardly running, I see!

• [while chasing a fleeing criminal] 

  Spider-Man : Here, boy! Come on!

  [whistles like he's calling for a dog] 

• [as Spider-Man swings overhead] 

  Woman : Get a job, menace!

  Spider-Man : Ah, my adoring public!

• [Spider-Man swings away on his web ropes] 

  Spider-Man : Okay, I have those shots for J.J. Now to get back to the Bugle, collect my money - and get my rent paid!

  [a flying robot hovers down to attack Spider-Man] 

  Spider-Man : Uh-oh! I don't know what that thing is, but something tells me it isn't friendly!

• [while being attacked by a flying robot] 

  Spider-Man : Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

• [knocks an enemy down with a punch] 

  Spider-Man : Let me introduce you to - my fist!

• Spider-Man : Why so scared? You were so brave when you shot a defenseless old man!

  Car-Jacker : How does he know about the old man?

• Spider-Man : Out of my way.

• Spider-Man : Back off, ugly.

• Spider-Man : Dumb and ugly.

• Spider-Man : Sorry, no autographs.

• Spider-Man : You messed with the wrong guy.

• Spider-Man : Tough guy, huh!

• Spider-Man : They didn't know anything, but I'm just getting started.

• Spider-Man : Ah, I can't see.

• Spider-Man : Potty mouths getting a spanking

• Spider-Man : Save it.

• Spider-Man : I WANT ANSWERS.

• Spider-Man : Talk is cheap.

• Spider-Man : Oh, clever. Learn that one on the playground, huh!

• Spider-Man : Having fun yet!

• Spider-Man : Blah blah blah.

• Spider-Man : I'm gonna take you down.

• Spider-Man : Big words, creep.

• Spider-Man : STOP RIGHT THERE, MURDERER.

• Spider-Man : Another dead end. Well, one of these losses is gonna give me some answers.

• Peter Parker : Uncle Ben, murdered! I have to find the guy who did it.

• Spider-Man : This is supposed to be the Skulls territory. I'll find Uncle Ben's killer if I have to go through every one of the Skulls to do it.

• Spider-Man : I'm gonna get answers, one way of the other.

• Green Goblin : You hear that sounds, Spider-Man. That's our future rushing to meet you.

  Spider-Man : Are you sure, I think it might be your muffler.

• Green Goblin : Do you like my toys, Spider-Man?

  Spider-Man : Oh yeah, great!

• Green Goblin : I can't bother with you, I have things to do.

  Spider-Man : You are getting away from me.

• [last lines; speaking to player] 

  Spider-Man : Looks like you're done now. Go outside and play!

• [chasing after thug in sewers] 

  Spider-Man : Here, boy! Come on!

  [whistles as if whistling for a dog] 

• Spider-Man : No, the Police are already there I'll never be able to get Uncle Ben's killer now.

• Peter Parker : YAHOO!

  Tour Guide : Uh, hey, king-of-the-world? Don't let it go to your head, okay? Look you're swinging... but sooner or later, you're gonna wanna drop. You cant break your web line by pressing the "Jump" key.

• Spider-Man : This is supposed to be the skulls territory. I'll fine Uncle Ben's killer If I have to go through EVERY ONE OF THE SKULLS to DO IT.

• Spider-Man : Uh, doc, this door is locked?

  Dr. Antower : Let me look into it? Spider-Man, be careful. Dr. Rue, the head of the project seems to have figured out that something is wrong he's headed your way. You'll need to get the key from him, he's only one who has it. He has some super soldier robots with him, be very careful!

• Spider-Man : This is some nest!

• Vulture : [laughing]  You can't hope to match my genius.

  Spider-Man : Maybe not, but you're throwing arms seems to be fair game.

• Vulture : Today, I'll bring things to a more permeant end!

  Spider-Man : Don't do it, Vulture? You still have so much to live for!

• Spider-Man : *Kachoo* I shouldn't water prove my costume?

• Spider-Man : I should have any trouble selling those pictures, I'd better concentrate from now on though someone's trying to get me.