Spider-Man (2002 Video Game)

Michael Beattie: Shocker

Quotes 

• Spider-Man : [to Shocker]  So you must be..."Quilt-Man"..."Padded Pete"..."Mister Triple-Ply?" Oh! I got it! "The Cushion"!

  Shocker : I'm *The Shocker*! I'd tell you not to forget it, but you won't be around long enough to worry about that!

  [gestures to oblivious guy talking on a cell phone] 

  Shocker : Now say goodbye to Mr. Innocent Bystander, sucker!

• [Spider-Man walks to the Shocker as he lies defeated on the ground] 

  Spider-Man : Looks like your flying friend's getting your share of the loot, too. Where'd be get off to, anyway?

  [shocker groans as Spider-Man picks him up] 

  Shocker : If I don't get mine, Vulture isn't getting his. He had some workshop set up, up in the old clock tower, on the Lower East Side.

  [Spider-Man drops the Shocker to the ground] 

  Spider-Man : Vulture, huh? Thanks, Shocker. Give my regards to my fans in the slammer!

• Shocker : Don't panic boys. It was only a matter of time before we had to deal with Spider-Man. Let's take care of security and round up some hostages!

  Security Guard : [to his walkie-talkie as Shocker's men approach him]  Uh, we have a situation here! We need backup!

• Spider-Man : Come on Shock, you know I can't let you run around down here without a chaperon

  Shocker : Webslinger, you've been riding me all day I'm gonna finish this once and for all!

• Shocker : Come on, freak! You need to learn a lesson! And Shocker's School of Hard Knocks is now open!

  Spider-Man : Give me a break, Shock! I can't believe you have any class, let alone a whole school worth!

• Shocker : Welcome to a world of pain!

  Spider-Man : You're embarassing yourself, Shocker!

• Spider-Man : Wow! That kink in my back is gone! You're like the world's most dangerous physical therapist!

  Shocker : Laugh it up, smart guy!

• Shocker : There is no way we're giving up a score this big to some clown in red tights!

• [after blasting Spider-Man with his vibro-shock gauntlets] 

  Shocker : I'm gonna grind you up and spit you out!

• [while fighting Spider-Man] 

  Shocker : Ready to rock and roll, web-slinger!

• [while fighting Spider-Man] 

  Shocker : I'm gonna shut your mouth for you!