Jackass: The Movie (2002) Poster

Johnny Knoxville: Self

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Quotes 

  • Johnny Knoxville : I was Lon Chaney's lover!

    Shopkeeper : Go back and love him!

  • Angry Golfer : [after disturbing a golf game with an air horn]  Didn't I tell you I was going to come over here and kick your ass for that?

    Johnny Knoxville : But... I'm sorry. I got bursitis.

    Angry Golfer : You got bursitis?

    Johnny Knoxville : Yeah.

    Angry Golfer : So that means you gotta play with a horn?

    Johnny Knoxville : It helps.

    Angry Golfer : I'll give you something to play with, pal!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that.

  • Johnny Knoxville : Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?

    Dave England : No, no. I shit my pants at the fair.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after being beat up by Butterbean]  Is Butterbean OK?

  • Johnny Knoxville : [dazed, holding head after golf cart accident]  I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked.

    Bam Margera : Dude, you were hauling so much ass!

  • Johnny Knoxville : That had bad news written all over it.

    Bam Margera : Dunn can't drive for shit!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [opening line]  Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to "Jackass"!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and we're about to test my Rocket Skates.

  • Johnny Knoxville : I think I'm a little concussed.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [laughing at Dave England who has soiled himself]  Oh shit, I'm taking a cab back to the hotel!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [giving off camera direction to Jason Acuna]  Kick yourself in the head, wee man.

  • April Margera : [fanning blankets in bed]  I'm helping you, are you OK?

    Johnny Knoxville : [under blankets, clearly suffering]  No, you're just wafting Phil's ass in my nose!

  • Johnny Knoxville : Do you have a pocket ass?

  • Johnny Knoxville : [after returning the smashed up car]  But I returned it with a full tank of gas.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [referring to firework going off]  That almost hit Loomis in the face!

  • Johnny Knoxville : What's the quickest you've ever knocked anyone out?

    Butterbean : I hold, like, a California state record's like 18 seconds including the ten-count.

    Johnny Knoxville : I think you're gonna break that today.

  • Johnny Knoxville : There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O!... One thing I know, is good tightrope walking!

  • Johnny Knoxville : You little bastard!

  • [Johnny Knoxville returns the badly damaged rental car] 

    Rental car attendant : Whose car is this?

    Johnny Knoxville : This is your guy's car. I rented it from you earlier.

    Rental car attendant : Yes... What?

    Johnny Knoxville : Yeah, I hit a dog.

    Rental car attendant : A dog isn't gonna do all that.

  • Jeff Tremaine : This one's gonna be a little more powerful than the last one, so...

    Johnny Knoxville : Why? These are different bottle rockets?

    Jeff Tremaine : No, there's just more of them.

  • Johnny Knoxville : Is Butterbean okay?

  • Johnny Knoxville : I fell and busted my ass, that's what's fuckin' wrong!

  • Johnny Knoxville : What's wrong, man?

    Lance Bangs : I had to sit there while he shat!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [opening narration]  WARNING - The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do *not* attemp any of the stunts you're about to see.

  • Johnny Knoxville : [to Steve O]  Go grab the dead kitty!

    [later, in disbelief after Steve O exits the poo river] 

    Johnny Knoxville : You're not going to save the kitty?

  • Johnny Knoxville : That was my flesh!

  • Johnny Knoxville : [to jewel burglary victim]  I was barely halfway through the ceiling and you were already out the door!

  • Johnny Knoxville : This is the Muscle Simulator.

  • Johnny Knoxville : I have bad news written all over me.

  • Ryan Dunn : If I do your hand, you'll forget about the pain in your foot.

    Johnny Knoxville : That's a good point.

  • Johnny Knoxville : I'm here with Eric Koston and Clyde Singleton and today I'm gonna 50-50 this rail and... or try to.

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


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