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Chris Pontius: Self

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  • Chris Pontius : I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.

  • Chris Pontius : Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!

  • Chris Pontius : [after being swatted by a puma while wearing a foam rubber mouse costume]  I don't like him. He's mean.

  • Chris Pontius : Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.

  • Chris Pontius : [playing with a string attached to his penis]  Hi. I'm johnny knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.

  • Steve-O : We're in Okinawa right now, and we're about to go swim with some whale sharks, but first...

    Chris Pontius : We need to go rub one out.

  • Chris Pontius : [putting the "Muscle Stimulator" on a sensitive area]  Right, let's zap my nuts.

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