Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Steve-O: Self
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Quotes
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Bam Margera : [after Dunn puts a toy car in his butt] So, why couldn't you do this, because your dad would disown you?
Steve-O : Well, no, I...
Bam Margera : Dude, you drank wine off a dude's ass crack!
Steve-O : Well, my dad never saw that, never told him that. I just went to him and said, "Listen, Dad, we're going hard these days, and there's some ideas floating around," and I just mentioned the toy-car-in-the-butt thing. And then he said... You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more.
[laughs]
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Steve-O : Like, an ember fell right on my cornhole, dude!
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[on "Butt-x-ray"]
Steve-O : If Ryan was an animal, what would he be?
Manny Puig : This doesn't happen in nature.
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Steve-O : [laughing] I ran straight into a crocodile! Oh, my God!
Jeff Tremaine : Why can't you walk on a tightrope?
Steve-O : [shrugs, scratches head] I dunno.
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Steve-O : So we're finding it a little bit chilly in Japan, so we're gonna warm ourselves up with some fireworks.
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Steve-O : Yeah dude!
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Steve-O : I am so glad I turned this idea down.
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[in opening of "Butt-x-ray"]
Steve-O : So, is there any, like, *real* reason, why would someone stick something like that in his ass?
Ed the medic : No.
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Steve-O : Dude they're telling me the parasites in there can fucking crawl through your anything like even my dick hole, I'm like so I wanted to put like a rubber on, but no one has a rubber. Dude fucking after all that pussy and my dick goes down because of this shit
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Steve-O : We're in Okinawa right now, and we're about to go swim with some whale sharks, but first...
Chris Pontius : We need to go rub one out.
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Steve-O : [while preparing the wasabi to snort it] Chopsticks are so *stupid*!
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Steve-O : That's Danger Ehren, a.k.a. "Who?" and that's Dave England, a.k.a. "Why?"
