Laws of Attraction (2004)

Frances Fisher: Sara Miller

Quotes 

• Sara : Forgive me if I get a little emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of. The day she watches her only daughter put a lock on her bedroom door, to keep her husband out.

• Daniel : Are you really 56?

  Sara : Parts of me are.

• Audrey : Are you crazy?

  Sara : Yes, but I'm also your mother.

• [talking to her mom on the phone and eating candy corn] 

  Sara : What are you eating?

  Audrey : Vegetables.

• Sara : Do you want him dead?

  Audrey : Mother.

  Sara : I mean socially.

• Sara : Is this Rafferty guy cute?

  Audrey : I didn't notice. Besides he's not your type. He's old enough to drive.

• Sara : Would you like a cocktail?

  Daniel : Oh, yes, please, only if it's an extremely large one.

• Sara : You are so adorable when you're going for the kill.

• Sara : And one day, I promise you, you will wake up with a wedding ring on your finger and you will be the happiest person in the world to be married.

• Audrey : Mother, what is this?

  Sara : Oh, the girls and I are having a lip party later. You can join us if you like. David takes fat out of our butts and injects it into our lips.

  Audrey : That gives a whole new meaning to talking out of your ass.

• Daniel : Do you mind if I use the kitchen?

  Sara : He cooks? You didn't tell me he cooks.