Erin Brown: Dildo Saggins
Quotes
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Dildo Saggins : I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
Smirnof, the Wizard : Everyone pisses in the shower!
Dildo Saggins : I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
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Dildo Saggins : Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
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Dildo Saggins : Wanna know why they call me Dildo?
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Dildo Saggins : [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
