Over the Hedge (2006) Poster

(2006)

Bruce Willis: RJ

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Quotes 

  • Ozzie : But this house is like a fortress. Walls, so high. Doors, impenetrable. How will we get in?

    RJ : The collar is the key.

    [Shows video on cell phone of Tiger entering door] 

    RJ : Literally, the collar is like a key that opens the door, and if...

    Stella : And what? You think he's just gonna hand over his collar to you?

    RJ : Not to me, my femme fatale. To you.

    Verne : Her?

    Stella : Me?

    RJ : You, Stella, will get that cat to give you his collar by using...

    Stella : My stink.

    RJ : ...your feminine charms.

    Hammy the Squirrel : Ha ha ha! - Was that out loud?

  • RJ : That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in then because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.

    Penny : Jeepers, its so big!

    Lou : How many humans fit in there?

    RJ : Usually, one.

  • Vincent : Wow.

    RJ : Vincent!

    Vincent : So I was just on my way down here to kill you, and I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say... that right there, is a thing of beauty. That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen.

    [Chuckles] 

    Vincent : Classic RJ. You take the food, and they take the fall. You keep this up, your gonna end up just like me. Having everything you ever wanted.

    RJ : But I already had that.

    Vincent : What, them? Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.

    RJ : Actually, I do. And right now, they really need me. So I really need this!

    [Takes the wagon with all the food] 

    Vincent : RJ!

  • RJ : Something you said yesterday really touched me right here. It starts with an F, remember what that was?

    Verne : Family?

    RJ : Yeah yeah right that. You see Verne I use to have had all that. My own place, surrounded by loved ones, universal remote. But all that went away with... the weed hacker incident.

  • Gladys : [after installing a lot of traps]  What about this one, this Depelter Turbo?

    Dwayne : That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state,

    [with his hand over his heart] 

    Dwayne : except Texas.

    Gladys : I don't care if this violates the Geneva Conventions, I want it.

    Dwayne : I thought you might, so I took the liberty of installing it for you.

    [as he tosses a stuffed bear in it] 

    Dwayne : Adios, animal infenstation.

    RJ : [it traps it]  AHHHHH!

    Gladys : [we see it in a cage, with outside burned off]  Ohhh, very nice.

  • Verne : [after getting chased away]  See what I mean? That's what I was talking about. These humans don't want us *around*.

    RJ : So we scared her and she over-reacted, no biggy.

    Verne : No biggy? No that's what we call a biggy.

    RJ : C'mon, think about the food, it was worth it for that food, that stuff is to die for.

    [Ozzy faints and Heather rolls her eyes] 

    RJ : Let me rephrase that.

    Verne : No, to die for, you nailed that part. Look, maybe our little forest life seems primative to a guy with a bag.

    RJ : What!

    Verne : But I think I speak for all of us when I say that we want *nothing* to do with *anything* that's *over that hedge*.

    [they begin to walk away] 

    RJ : Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat, you'll be sweating through the winter.

    [they don't listen] 

    RJ : Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you.

    [to himself] 

    RJ : Shoot! Almost had them.

  • RJ : Vincent, wait! I can get it all back! That's right. If you eat me, you'd have to do it. But I can get it, all of it.

    Vincent : My red wagon?

    RJ : Redder!

    Vincent : The blue cooler?

    RJ : Blue cooler. On my list! Gotta be blue?

    Vincent : Yes! And I want my Spuddies. I love those things. 'Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.

    RJ : So true. Painfully true. And I'll tell you what. I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family-fun size.

    Vincent : They have that?

    RJ : I'm pretty sure.

    Vincent : All right, R.J. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up, and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.

    RJ : But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy!

    [Vincent squeezes on RJ's head] 

    RJ : A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers.

    Vincent : Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away, because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you.

  • Hammy the Squirrel : What is that?

    RJ : That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor.

  • Tiger : Shoo, go on, get away from here. My owner does not give scraps to common strays.

    Stella : Common strays? Alright, you asked for it...

    [turns and raises rear] 

    RJ : [whispers]  Get the collar!

    Stella : Gee, that's a nice collar you got on. Mind if I have a look?

    Tiger : No-no-no-no-no! Come no closer! I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woods.

    [sneezes] 

    Tiger : Away with your filth!

    Stella : My filth? My *filth*?

    Penny : Oh jeepers here we go.

    Stella : Okay, that's it. I'm sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me and running away 'cause they think I'm filthy. Well I got news for you: I didn't get primped and preened to have some overfed, pompous puffball tell me he's too good for me. I've got makeup on my *butt*, dude! And you don't even want to know about the cork!

    Tiger : Stop! No one has *ever* spoken to me like that!

    [others gasp] 

    Tiger : It is bold... I like it.

    Stella : Yeah? Well, there's more where that came from, uh... puffball!

    [Leads him away from the door] 

    Tiger : You're strong. Your essence is overpowering.

    Stella : [pushes tail down]  Wh-what do you mean by that?

    Tiger : It is your eyes.

    Stella : My eyes?

    Tiger : They are... luminous.

    Stella : Luminous... Dang.

  • RJ : [showing the other animals around the houses]  They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about!

    RJ : [as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do]  The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.

    RJ : [signifies telephone]  *That* is a device to summon food.

    RJ : [signifies doorbell]  That is one of the many voices of food.

    RJ : [signifies front door]  *That* is the portal for the passing of food.

    RJ : [signifies delivery truck]  *That* is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!

    RJ : [signifies grill]  *That* gets the food hot!

    RJ : [signifies cooler]  *That* keeps the food cold!

    RJ : [signifies turtle pinata]  *That*... I'm not sure what that is.

    RJ : [kids break the turtle piñata and Verne yells]  Well, what do you know? FOOD!

    RJ : [signifies table where family prays before dinner]  *That* is the altar where they WORSHIP food!

    RJ : [signifies advert for Seltzer]  That's what they eat when they've eaten TOO MUCH food!

    RJ : [signifies treadmill]  *That* gets rid of the guilt so they can eat MORE FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD! So, you think they have enough?

    RJ : [everybody nods]  Well, they don't. For humans, enough is *never* enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!

    RJ : [opens the thrash cans and knocks them over]  Dig in!

  • RJ : Please, Vincent! I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family!

    Vincent : You don't have a family, RJ.

    RJ : I meant a family of one.

  • RJ : Please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise.

    [Points at map] 

    RJ : Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here.

    [All gasp] 

    RJ : No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter?

    Hammy the Squirrel : Aha! We fill the log!

    Verne : Hammy.

    RJ : Really? This log? This cave-like log?

    Ozzie : All the way to the top.

    Verne : Ozzie.

    RJ : Let me ask ya, how long's it take, you know, to fill the log?

    Heather : Two-hundred and seventy-four days.

    RJ : Ooh! Ever done it in a week?

    Verne : That's impossible.

    RJ : Not if we work together. You see, you've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how, and they have the food.

    Heather : How much food?

    RJ : Loads of food! Heaps of food! Food out the wazoo!

    Verne : Well, you know, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, I really don't think we're interested in eating.

    Lou : I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen.

    Penny : Yeah. I'm okay with wazoo food there.

  • RJ : Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!

  • Hammy the Squirrel : Wanna help me find my nuts?

    RJ : Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting...

  • RJ : [Lays down some Monopoly play pieces to signify what they will do]  Okay, this is us.

    Hammy the Squirrel : Can I be the car?

    Bucky : I wanna be the car!

    Spike : I'm the car. You be the shoe.

    Bucky : The shoe is lame.

    Lou : Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron there?

    RJ : Hey! It's not important. Besides, I'm the car. I'm *always* the car.

  • Vincent : RJ? The moon's not full yet...

    [notices RJ has his food] 

    Vincent : RJ. Don't tell me you're dumb enough to come up here and steal my stuff. RJ? I'm gonna have to kill you.

    [Advances on RJ] 

    RJ : WAIT! The food is still in the cave, so technically, not stolen!

    [accidentally bumps into the wagon, sending it down the hill] 

    RJ : Oh no, no, no, no! STOP!

    [the wagon stops, RJ and Vincent chuckle nervously at each other until a truck destroys the wagon and food] 

  • Verne : [beneath the window]  Bear!

    RJ : What's that?

    Verne : Bear!

    RJ : Hair?

    Verne : Bear!

    RJ : Air?

    Verne : Bear!

    RJ : Oh, *BEAR*!

  • Verne : So he can do a couple of tricks. I mean, it's not like he can walk on water.

    RJ : [Walking across a pool on floats]  Hey, everybody! This way to the food!

  • RJ : And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners, and Smackeroons. And guess what? They're all yours!

    [Hammy jumps, but RJ stops him] 

    RJ : Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.

    Hammy the Squirrel : But you just said they're mine.

    RJ : They will be, if we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan. You with me, kid?

    Hammy the Squirrel : I... I... I...

    RJ : The ayes have it. Let's ride.

  • RJ : SSShhhhh!

    Verne : Oh, no! I'm not falling for any more of your smooth talk!

  • RJ : Now listen, champ. Okay, what we're goin' for here is a vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?

    Hammy the Squirrel : Umm, excuse me!

    [Raises hand] 

    RJ : Yes, Hammy?

    Hammy the Squirrel : Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so...

    RJ : *Rabid*, not rabbit.

    Hammy the Squirrel : Oh! Huh?

  • RJ : No, Hammy, not the cookie. I told you that cookie was junk!

    Hammy the Squirrel : But I like the cookie.

  • RJ : Now, the traps are set here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Here, here, here, here, big one here, here, and maybe a few over here.

    Stella : Gee, it's that all?

    RJ : No. There's bunch of red lights all over here. You OK, Verne? Look a little green.

    Verne : I blacked out for a second there, but... I get the idea: there's lights, traps and I might need to change my shell.

  • RJ : Do you like the cookie?

    Hammy the Squirrel : I like the cookie!

    RJ : [Throws cookie away]  Well this cookie's yuck!

    Hammy the Squirrel : But I thought I liked the cookie...

  • RJ : [Verne is about to eat a diaper]  That's a diaper, and that *does* come out of a wazoo.

  • RJ : We eat to live. These guys live to eat!

  • RJ : [to Verne]  *You*, my friend, are a natural. Or should I say au naturel?

    [Verne realizes he is naked and his shell is on the curb] 

  • [first lines] 

    [RJ is trying to get a snack from the snack machine and it breaks] 

    RJ : No! Come on!

  • RJ : [while Verne begs RJ to get out of the house]  Look! I got about this long to hand over that wagonload of food to a homicidal bear - and if these Spuddies aren't on the menu, I will be! Now let go of my tail!

    Verne : [chastened]  What!

  • RJ : You want this cookie?

    Hammy the Squirrel : Oh, yeah, yeah!

    RJ : This cookie's JUNK!

    Hammy the Squirrel : But I like the cookie...

  • RJ , Verne : Hammy!

  • RJ : [after Verne falls off his shell again]  What is the point of this thing?

  • Hammy the Squirrel : [points angrily to his reflection in a car fender]  *This* guy's not comin' with us, is he? 'Cause I don't want him to!

    RJ : [exasperated]  Oh, I have so much work to do.

  • Hammy the Squirrel : [Slipping on kitchen floor]  No grip! No grip! No grip!...

    RJ : Hammy, less claw, more pad.

    Hammy the Squirrel : Oh, okay.

    [Hammy zips across the room, crashes into wall] 

    Hammy the Squirrel : That hurt.

  • RJ : Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. The what is what?

    Verne : Whenever something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. And let me tell you something, everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy.

  • RJ : [after making him look like a rabid squirrel]  Now show me that vicious look in your eye, boy. Come on!

    Hammy the Squirrel : Oh, oh, I can burp my ABC's

    [burping] 

    Hammy the Squirrel : A, B, C...

    RJ : HAMMY! I just really need you to focus right now, okay?

    Hammy the Squirrel : Okay.

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