Over the Hedge (2006)
Allison Janney: Gladys
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Quotes
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Police Officer : Now you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo.
Gladys : Officer, please. This Verminator sold it to me.
Police Officer : Hey, hey, it was in your yard, your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
Gladys : Oh please, it's not my fault, let go of me don't do this to me...
Police Officer : Ma'am...
Gladys : [yelling] You can't do this to me! I am president of the Homeowners Association!
Dwayne : [quietly as she is fighting the police] Get her.
[he climbs over a fence and accidently steps on a squeak toy]
Nugent the Dog : Play.
Dwayne : Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
[there is a bite heard]
Dwayne : AHHHHH!
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Gladys : [after installing a lot of traps] What about this one, this Depelter Turbo?
Dwayne : That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state,
[with his hand over his heart]
Dwayne : except Texas.
Gladys : I don't care if this violates the Geneva Conventions, I want it.
Dwayne : I thought you might, so I took the liberty of installing it for you.
[as he tosses a stuffed bear in it]
Dwayne : Adios, animal infenstation.
RJ : [it traps it] AHHHHH!
Gladys : [we see it in a cage, with outside burned off] Ohhh, very nice.
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Gladys : I'm sorry Janis, did I just hear them say *rabid squirrel*?
Janis : Oh, I think they're proabably just over reacting.
Gladys : But what if they're not? What if we a potential pandemic on our hands, vermin running loose, spreading disease and lowering our property values?
Janis : Yeah, I have a casserole in the oven, gotta run.
Gladys : Fine, you worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about *the end of suburban peace and tranquility*!
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Gladys : [On cell phone] No, I can talk. I'm just driving.
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Gladys : [On phone] The homeowners charter, which you signed, says the grass is supposed to be two inches, and according to my measuring stick, yours is two-point-five.
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Dwayne : I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
Gladys : Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
Dwayne : Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.