The Whole Ten Yards (2004)

Frank Collison: Strabo

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Quotes 

• Lazlo : [in an attempt to kidnap Oz]  Now you go in and you grab him. You go in and you grab him. Now what do you do?

  Strabo : I go in and...

  Lazlo : And grab him. Now what do you do?

  Strabo : I go in and I grab him.

  Lazlo : Piece of pie.

  Strabo : No. It's cake.

  Lazlo : What did I say?

  Strabo : Pie.

  Lazlo : And what did you say?

  Strabo : Cake. No, pie.

  Lazlo : Piece of pie.

  Strabo : [gets out of car and looks back at Lazlo]  It's cake.

  [Lazlo back hand slaps him] 

• Lazlo : [to two guys tied up in the trunk of a car]  Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak is back in town.

  [shoots both guys] 

  Strabo : How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead?

• Cynthia : How the hell do you know where my husband is?

  Lazlo : That was simple: LuJack.

  Cynthia : Lujack?

  Lazlo : In the Poosche.

  Strabo : No, Papa. It's... uh... You say LoJack.

  [looks at Cynthia] 

  Strabo : See? LoJack.

  Lazlo : I didn't quite hear.

  Strabo : Oh. LoJack.

  [Lazlo slaps Strabo] 

  Lazlo : Don't correct me. Don't ever correct me. Do you like getting hit, is that it? You're a freak who enjoys pain?

  Strabo : Of course not.

• Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky : You believe I fell down a flight of stairs, don't you?

  Strabo : What stairs?

  [Oz opens the door and sees that there are no stairs] 

• Strabo : [after seeing Jimmy and Oz in a bed together]  A little male bonding?

  Jimmy Tudeski : Just like C-Block, huh, Strabo?

  Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky : [in the background]  I fell down the stairs, Strabo!