Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

Kal Penn: Hadji Amerislani

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Quotes 

• Monster : Don't you talk about my mama.

  Hadji : I'll talk about your mama all I want.

  Monster : Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!

  Mocha : Ooh!

  Hadji : What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.

  Monster : Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!

  Mocha : Ooh!

  Hadji : Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.

  Mocha : Whoo, haha.

  Monster : Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat!

  Hadji : Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!

  Mocha : Oh no!

• Hadji : [to Monster]  What are you supposed to be, Robo-bitch?