American Wedding (2003) Poster

(2003)

Seann William Scott: Steve Stifler

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Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, and Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) Steve Stifler (SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT) attempts to romance maid-of-honor Cadence (JANUARY JONES). Jim (JASON BIGGS) and Steve Stifler (SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT) argue over bachelor party plans. Steve Stifler (SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT) gets fingered by the law-stripper Brandy (AMANDA SWISTEN). Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott, Eugene Levy, and Eddie Kaye Thomas in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, January Jones, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott, and Eddie Kaye Thomas in American Wedding (2003) Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Nikki Ziering, and Amanda Swisten in American Wedding (2003) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, and Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) (L to R) The bridal party: SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT as Steve Stifler, JANUARY JONES as Cadence, JASON BIGGS as Jim (the groom), ALYSON HANNIGAN as Michelle (the bride), EDDIE KAYE THOMAS as Finch and THOMAS IAN NICHOLAS as Kevin in American Wedding. Seann William Scott and Eddie Kaye Thomas in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) January Jones, Seann William Scott, Rob Nagle, and Deborah Rush in American Wedding (2003) Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott, and Eddie Kaye Thomas in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott and Eddie Kaye Thomas in American Wedding (2003) January Jones and Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) January Jones and Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) Jason Biggs, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott, and Eddie Kaye Thomas in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott and Eric Allan Kramer in American Wedding (2003) Seann William Scott in American Wedding (2003) 31 more photos

Quotes 

  • Paul Finch : Grandmother-fucker.

    Steve Stifler : You're a motherfucker.

    Paul Finch : Yes, I am.

    Steve Stifler : Oh, you son of a bitch.

  • Steve Stifler : Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?

    [Hits Finch in the groin] 

    Steve Stifler : Bang-cock.

  • Steve Stifler : Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

  • Steve Stifler : [about having sex with Cadence]  I'm gonna be like, "You like this shit Momma?" And then she'll be like, "Fuckin' right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you're milkin' a cow."

  • Steve Stifler : Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school.

    Jim : Oh, hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable?

    Steve Stifler : Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. 'Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar'.

    Jim : I put serious thought into that letter.

    Steve Stifler : Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

  • Stifler : Hey, Mr. Party Guy, how ya doin'? Ya havin' a good time? Can I get ya a Gin and Tonic? Ring-Ring, oh hold on. Hello? Yeah? Haha! It's for you, it's GET TO WORK, FUCKER!

  • Jim : Alright, Stifler. Um, this... this is a little, uh, difficult to explain. Look, you're... you're okay. You're okay. I... I... I mean, uh... I mean, I like you.

    Steve Stifler : Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice. I'm working, dude.

    Jim : Well, dude.

    Steve Stifler : [Jim and Stifler are both on the tackling sled]  Come on. Work it! Hustle!

    Jim : See my mom didn't know that there was a misunderstanding.

    Steve Stifler : Push it! Move it! Come on!

    Jim : You're not invited!

    Steve Stifler : Hold!

    [Jim and Stifler jump off the sled] 

    Steve Stifler : Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.

    Jim : You what?

    Steve Stifler : Ohhhh! Ohh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying. The Stif-man showed him the way. Can I get a 'Hallelujah'?

    Football Team : Hallelujah, Stifler!

    Steve Stifler : But, my fuckers, this mofo right here does not want the Stifmeister, the grand fucking facilitator to attend the wedding. Who sucks donkey dick?

    Football Team : [chanting]  Jim sucks donkey dick!

    Jim : The answer is no. Okay? I'm sorry!

    Steve Stifler : I can dance.

    Jim : What?

    Steve Stifler : I can dance.

  • Steve Stifler : It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

  • Paul Finch : Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.

    Steve Stifler : They're gay?

    Paul Finch : No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.

    Steve Stifler : So, they're gay.

  • [At the wedding] 

    Paul Finch : Grandmotherfucker.

    Steve Stifler : Motherfucker.

    Paul Finch : [smiling]  Yes, I am.

  • [after Stifler has sex with Jim's grandmother] 

    Kevin Myers : You're a hero.

    Steve Stifler : Pussy is pussy.

  • Steve Stifler : Observe the fuckin' Stifmeister, what is his defining characteristic?

    Jim : He uses the F-word excessively?

    Steve Stifler : [grins]  Thanks man.

  • Steve Stifler : Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth.

  • Steve Stifler : Shhiittt, I got a frosted ass crack! Hey Finch, you want this for here, or to go?

    Paul Finch : "A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.

    Steve Stifler : "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.

  • Cadence Flaherty : [1:04:45]  So, can I see the ring?

    Steve Stifler : Nope. Promised to keep it safe. It's not leaving my pocket.

    Cadence Flaherty : Okay, Frodo.

  • Steve Stifler : [chanting]  Gonna hava sex witha Caadence.

  • Steve Stifler : Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me.

  • Bear : SO Stiffy, What do you think?

    Steve Stifler : What the fuck Buffalo Bill?

    Bear : What? Too much pink?

    Steve Stifler : It puts the dress in the drawer and does as it's told.

    Bear : Oh now that's fucked up... THAT'S FUCKED UP!

  • Steve Stifler : If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.

  • Stifler : My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.

  • Stifler : It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.

  • Paul Finch : Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me ?

    Stifler : Because I'm surprised to see you don't have tits.

  • Steve Stifler : Jim's getting married, isn't he? Holy fuckin' shit! This is major! Do you have the slightest idea of how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party. Yes! We celebrate the death of Jim with a party in his honor. Chicks and boobs. Tits and ass. Titties, ta-tas, casabas, bazoongas all up in our friggin' faces! Come on, buck up fellas. Show some enthusiasm. It's gonna be fuckin' great. Oh, my god!

  • [repeated line] 

    Steve Stifler : Fuckin' right, doggie!

  • Steve Stifler : You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, fucking stupid. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.

  • Steve Stifler : I eat the shit here!

  • Steve Stifler : Are you saying I'm impolite?

    Jim : "Impolite" would be an improvement.

  • Steve Stifler : What is this, a dance off?

  • Steve Stifler : Dick. 'Fucking hate not hating you.

    Paul Finch : I did fuck your mom.

    [smiling] 

    Paul Finch : Twice...

    Steve Stifler : Hoo... That's better fucker.

  • Steve Stifler : Hey flower fuckers, you there?

  • [Stifler arrives at Mrs. Zyskowski's house] 

    Steve Stifler : Hello? Are you awake? Shit! C'mon! C'mon! Anybody awake?

    [Mrs. Zyskowski opens her window to see who is outside her house] 

    Steve Stifler : Oh, oh, oh, are you Mrs. Zyskowski?

    Mrs. Zyskowski : Who are you?

    Steve Stifler : I'm the guy who just killed all the flowers for the Levenstein-Band Geek wedding.

    Mrs. Zyskowski : [Mrs. Zyskowski looks at Stifler in disbelief]  What?

    Steve Stifler : Yeah, I'm that guy. Now, what I need you to do is drag your ass down to your little store, gather up some flowers, slice 'em and dice 'em, jam 'em all together, and cart that crap down to the wedding!

    Mrs. Zyskowski : Are you completely insane?

    Steve Stifler : You have no idea.

    Mrs. Zyskowski : Even if I overlook the fact that this is the rudest thing I have ever encountered, there is no time to re-do all that work. I had four assistants working two full days on that wedding. I'm sorry. It's impossible!

    [Mrs. Zyskowski shuts the window on Stifler] 

    Steve Stifler : Ah... We don't quit at halftime, ma'am! You don't score until you score!

    [Mrs. Zyskowski opens her window again] 

    Steve Stifler : That's the spirit, sweet heart!

  • [Stifler gives Cadence a rose] 

    Cadence Flaherty : You're an asshole.

    Steve Stifler : I know.

    Cadence Flaherty : You really are an asshole.

    Steve Stifler : Thanks.

    [Stifler clears his throats] 

    Steve Stifler : I don't do apologies so good.

    Cadence Flaherty : Well you get an A for effort. This is amazing.

    Steve Stifler : [laughs]  Cool. I was always kinda a C student.

    Cadence Flaherty : So, did you do all this just to have sex with me or because you really care about the wedding?

    Steve Stifler : Both.

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