American Wedding (2003)
Eddie Kaye Thomas: Paul Finch
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Quotes
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Paul Finch : Grandmother-fucker.
Steve Stifler : You're a motherfucker.
Paul Finch : Yes, I am.
Steve Stifler : Oh, you son of a bitch.
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[last lines]
Paul Finch : Oh, Stifler's Mom!
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Paul Finch : Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.
Steve Stifler : They're gay?
Paul Finch : No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.
Steve Stifler : So, they're gay.
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[At the wedding]
Paul Finch : Grandmotherfucker.
Steve Stifler : Motherfucker.
Paul Finch : [smiling] Yes, I am.
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Paul Finch : Stifler's Mom...
Stifler's Mom : You've got to know I'm over you, Finchy.
Paul Finch : Well, as they say, we'll always have Paris.
Stifler's Mom : And the pool table.
Paul Finch : And the car.
Stifler's Mom : And the two-room suite I have upstairs...
Paul Finch : Oh, man. Let's go!
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Steve Stifler : Shhiittt, I got a frosted ass crack! Hey Finch, you want this for here, or to go?
Paul Finch : "A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.
Steve Stifler : "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.
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Paul Finch : But, as they say, "We'll always have Paris."
Stifler's Mom : And the pool table.
Paul Finch : And the car.
Stifler's Mom : And the two-room suite I have upstairs.
Paul Finch : Come on you.
[pulling her to the staircase]
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Kevin Myers : [raising a glass to toast] Gentlemen, to the next step...
Jim : Oh will you stop with that "next step" bullshit.
Paul Finch : Put down your glass.
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Paul Finch : Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!
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Paul Finch : Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me ?
Stifler : Because I'm surprised to see you don't have tits.
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Paul Finch : [Unrated] Hey Stifler, why dont you grow a sack, fill it with some balls, magically sprout a dick and start fucking yourself in the ass?
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Michelle : So Finch, what will you do with your fancy NYU diploma?
Paul Finch : I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs.
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Steve Stifler : Dick. 'Fucking hate not hating you.
Paul Finch : I did fuck your mom.
[smiling]
Paul Finch : Twice...
Steve Stifler : Hoo... That's better fucker.
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Paul Finch : Voltaire can suck on my balls!
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[Stifler's Mom and Finch are having sex in the bathtub, then Finch stops]
Stifler's Mom : Hey. You're not finished yet, are you Finchy?
Paul Finch : No, ma'am. Just getting started.
