Comedian (2002)
Jerry Seinfeld: Self
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : The equivalent for a normal person would be to go into work each day in your underwear and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden you can't do anything. That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit.
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Jerry Seinfeld : I was huge. Bigger than life. I could be anywhere in the world.
[laughter]
Jerry Seinfeld : [Cut to the airport] Nothing makes sense. I should be at St. Bart's. Nothing makes sense.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Cut back to the stage, in a depressing tone] I'm in a comedy club in Cleveland.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Back to airport] But that's what's working.
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Jerry Seinfeld : I have no idea what the curve is, of when it's gonna... feel like it used to feel.
Colin Quinn : When you're killing... you're up there killing, and you're miserable. That's how you'll know.