The Muppets Go Hollywood (1979 TV Special)

Frank Oz: Animal, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle

Quotes 

• Man in audience : Hey, look, it's really Kermit the Frog! And look who's with him! Uh... uh... what's his name, uh, the dog that plays the piano?

  Fozzie Bear : No, no, no, I'm what's his name, the bear who tells the jokes.

• Kermit the Frog : Hmm. You know, it's kind of amazing. Just a little while ago, this whole room was filled with Hollywood's most important, talented, glittering, brilliant, beautiful people.

  Miss Piggy : Mm-hm, it's nice to have spent an evening with my equals.

• Miss Piggy : [after telling her assistant she's too busy to talk to Frank Sinatra on the phone]  He wants to do an album with me, and I just do not have the time.

  Rita Moreno : [off screen]  Wow, do you know what I would do to make an album with Sinatra?

  Miss Piggy : I think so.

• Fozzie Bear : [Fozzie is carrying a large bag outside Mann's Chinese Theater]  What's in the bag?

  Fozzie Bear : Uh, uh, bag? What bag? Oh! Uh, heh... lunch. Yeah, lunch.

  Dick Van Dyke : Fozzie, that's Quik-Mix cement.

  Fozzie Bear : Uh... oh, so it is. Heh.

  [puts it down] 

  Fozzie Bear : I thought it was a bit heavy for my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

• Dick Van Dyke : You know, you really are my kind of a woman.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, silly boy, I'm everyone's kind of woman.