It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
Joan Cusack: Rachel Bitterman
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Quotes
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Rachel Bitterman : "Working for a dream." That's beautiful. You know, my employees work for salaries.
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Kermit : Ms. Bitterman, you can take the Muppet Theatre, but you'll never take the theatre in our hearts!
Rachel Bitterman : Well, that's good, because I don't want the theatre in your hearts; I want the theatre that exists in reality!
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Rachel Bitterman : You are very fit for a plus sized pig.
Miss Piggy : And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.
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Kermit : We're going to get you that money.
Rachel Bitterman : Yeah, when pigs fly.
[Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"]
Rachel Bitterman : For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!
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Fozzie : Where's Ms. Bitterman's office? I gotta get this money up to her!
Security Guard : Let me think. If I was a bear, I'd store my honey in a tree somewhere...
Fozzie : No, not honey! Money! I gotta see Ms. Bitterman so I can give her her MO-NEY!
Security Guard : Oh, Ms. Bitterman's laundry. She's on the 17th floor. I'll call her to tell her you're coming.
Fozzie : Thank you!
Security Guard : Gesundheit.
[Cut to Ms. Bitterman's office. She answers the phone]
Rachel Bitterman : Hello?
[pause]
Rachel Bitterman : No! That can't be! Stop him!
[pause]
Rachel Bitterman : No, not stockings! STOP HIM! Oh, never mind.