Boom (I) (2003)
Jaaved Jaaferi: Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar
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Quotes
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Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : Goodbye Mumbai, Hello Dubai
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Bharti : [after packing the last set of newspapers] I fail to understand why I am collecting all these newspapers, picking them like a porter and disposing off like a municipal worker, all for just 3000 rupees a month, when you have those diamonds ? What Not !
Rina Kaif : Bharti, if we had those diamonds, wouldn't we be wearing them !
Shiela Bardez : And how exactly do you know we have those diamonds ?
Anu Gaekwad : [Translating in Hindi to Seema Biswas] And how exactly do you know we have those diamonds ?
Bharti : Who doesn't. Everyone's talking about it outside.
Shiela Bardez : Bharti, how long have you been working for us ?
Anu Gaekwad : [Translating in Hindi] Bharti, how long have you been working for us ?
Bharti : 3 years.
Shiela Bardez : Then how's it that we never heard of your relatives or family members from you ?
Anu Gaekwad : [Translating in Hindi] Then how's it that we never heard of your relatives or family members from you ?
Bharti : No family, no relatives. Bharti is all alone in this world.
Rina Kaif : Any boyfriend ?
Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : [Comes in bursting shooting guns in the air] Hello. My name's Shankar, Boom Shankar. Your name's please.
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Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [In a growling tone upon being shown newspaper clipping of the diamonds spilled during the fashion show at his office] What the fuck, hell what am I gonna tell Bade now ?
[Scene cuts to Jaaved Jaaferi narrating Jackie Shroff's film biography]
Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : [In background narration with real life pics of Jackie Shroff used as his movie information] Anwar Ali Barkatali Abdul Wahab Sabunchi 50-50 aka Chhote Miya. Age, 43. Half Gujarati, half Turkish, full gang lord. 1 wife, 6 kids, 11 mistresses or call them prostitutes, whatever. Commission for any dealing through him, 50%. Piece of advice, in case you shake hands with this guy check your fingers, he's got a poor reputation. Anyways
[back to present tense]
Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [In a constipated voice] I want my papads
[meaning diamonds]
Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : BACK ! Shankar, either this way or that way, get my stuff back. Common boy, go fetch
[Jaaved Jaaferi leaves]
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Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : We've an alternate plan if the original fails.
[Takes out a blueprint from the zip of his jeans]
Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : Lena Bank. Muhammad Ali Road.
[With an enlarged smile]
Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : Got the point, aye ?
Rina Kaif : You want us to open an account there ?