- Steve: Louie had a sense about things the same way he could feel a fish at the end of the line. He said, "Stevie...Life ain't like the sea, she don't come in just 'cause you're standing there on the shore."
- Lucy Monaco: That's deep Steve.
- Steve: Don't worry about it kid. Life has a funny way of twistin' itself around when you least expect it.
- Lucy Monaco: I think that heterosexuality is highly underrated.
- Dante: A chick is in my robe. That is so freaky.
- Lucy Monaco: We've gotta be the only two hosts in the world to throw a mostly queer party and wind up in bed together.
- Dante: No. It's very 'tales of the city.'
- Dante: Do you remember the first time we went to the village...with your mom?
- Lucy Monaco: Oh my God! The record store.
- Dante: Holy shit, dude. What was that poster? 'Eat more fruit, keep more fit.'
- Lucy Monaco: It was like a secret code of permission to be gay.