Starsky & Hutch (2004)

G.T. Holme: Bartender

Quotes 

• Starsky : Wrong answer, Big Earl.

  Bartender : Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.

  Hutch : Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.

  Bartender : Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.

  Hutch : Yeah, he's got a point.

  Starsky : Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny.

  Hutch : Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.

  Starsky : You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?

  Bartender : I don't know, 5'9"?

  Starsky : Well that is kind of?

  Hutch : It's borderline, it's average.