Wonderland (2003)

Josh Lucas: Ron Launius

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• Ron Launius : Put it in your pants, John. The whole party didn't come to see your cock.

• Billy Deverell : [on the phone]  You are not gonna believe who we just FUCKING NAILED! Guess again, motherfucker! Guess again! Hold on, Ron wants to tell you...

  Ron Launius : EDDIE NASH!

• Ron Launius : Ah, you must be Barbara. You enjoying yourself?

  Barbara Richardson : Yeah, this is the best party I've ever been to.

  Ron Launius : Well it's only the beginning baby L.A. in the summer anything could happen right.

• Ron Launius : John Holmes, this is my business partner David Lind.

  John Holmes : Hey, what's up? Now, the deal with the Arab is...

  Ron Launius : John. This is my business partner, Dave.

  John Holmes : Oh. Cool. Hey. So, I was just telling Ronny about this business prostitution that I got about this Arab who is a really wealthy businessman and he calls me brother and he literally has mountains of cash... and drugs.

• Ron Launius : What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?

  John Holmes : You can heat food with it.

  Ron Launius : The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.

• Ron Launius : You like this? You fucking sand nigger. You fucking greaseball.

  Eddie Nash : l'm gonna find out who you are, you cocksucker motherfuckers. l'm gonna tear your fucking eyes out!

  Ron Launius : [Sticks a gun barrel in Nash's mouth]  Suck this, you sand jockey faggot. Suck this. Give me the fucking combination to the safe!

• Ron Launius : Is it hot in here? 'Cause I'm roasting. Summer, baby, bummer.

• Susan Launius : You fucking told me you were clean.

  Ron Launius : I am clean, all right? Cleaner.

• Ron Launius : You think I want some fuckin' pizza? You think I'm hungry? What the fuck, man? The only thing I want right now is some dope, man.

• John Holmes : It's a goldmine.

  Ron Launius : You got a plan? What, we're just supposed to bust in there like "The Guns of Navarone"?

• Ron Launius : I got my guns back!

• Ron Launius : I'm so fuckin' railed, I can't even fuckin' think straight. This town is a fucking desert, man! What the fuck? Did Indo-fucking-China dry up in this fuckin' city? I want some Goddamn, motherfuckin' smack!

• Ron Launius : What are you, a nigger? You have any brains or did it all go to your cock?