Dead Gorgeous (2002 TV Movie)

Ron Cook: Hector

Quotes 

• Hector : I cannot divorce you. I am Catholic, as you know.

  Antonia Ashton : Alright, I'll divorce you. It's not against my religion. All you have to do is give me the grounds.

  Hector : Grounds? What are grounds?

  Antonia Ashton : A reason, sweetie. All you have to do is pay a woman to spend the night with you in a hotel.

  Hector : And that is all I do?

  [Antonia nods her head "yes"] 

  Hector : Antonia, I am not the complete chump! I know you. It is not just divorce you want. You want cost and maintenance forever and ever so you can eat in restaurants and buy expensive clothes. I am a good businessman. I know what is a bad deal and THAT is a bad deal.