Grind (2003)

Joey Kern: Sweet Lou

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Quotes 

• [Dustin and Eric are having a serious conversation when someone farts] 

  Matt : Greetings from the interior...

  Eric : Matt!

  Sweet Lou : I think I can taste that one...

  [Another fart is let loose] 

  Eric : MATT!

  Matt : That wasn't me.

  Bell Clerk : Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?

  [Guys take off in van] 

• Sweet Lou : Wham, bam, steal the van.

• Sweet Lou : Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop.

• Sweet Lou : Sweet Lou cleans no man's poo.

• Sweet Lou : It's tempting but uh... I don't know. And you know, school just let out and all.

  Eric : Dude, didn't you graduate like six years ago?

  Sweet Lou : Yea, but they didn't.

  Dustin : Again, good point.

• Dustin : Guys, what are we doing in a clown college?

  Sarah Jensen : [Female clown appears]  Matty!

  Matt : Hey, Mom.

  Sarah Jensen : We missed the hell out of you!

  Sweet Lou : Those are Matt's parents?

  Dustin : They really are clowns.

  Sarah Jensen : [Gets away and rubs her nose]  You reek!

  Matt : Hey, Dad.

  Denise : [Girl appears]  Matt?

  Matt : What's up?

  Denise : You smell funky.

  [Making fun of him] 

  Denise : Wait, wait, don't tell me. Give me a second. I'm really good at this.

  Matt : I'm covered in shit.

  Denise : Oh!

• Sweet Lou : What's up?

  Denise : [Shoots a clown gun that shows a flag]  Bang.

  Sweet Lou : I can't believe you're Matt's sister.

  Denise : Me either.

  Sweet Lou : So you want to... Wanna...

  Denise : [She takes his glasses off and put them on the table]  "You want to...?" Do you wanna learn how to throw a pie?

  [puts a plate of pie on his hand] 

  Denise : Bet you never turn down pie.

  [Licks her finger]