Grind (2003)

Mike Vogel: Eric Rivers

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Quotes 

• [Dustin and Eric are having a serious conversation when someone farts] 

  Matt : Greetings from the interior...

  Eric : Matt!

  Sweet Lou : I think I can taste that one...

  [Another fart is let loose] 

  Eric : MATT!

  Matt : That wasn't me.

  Bell Clerk : Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?

  [Guys take off in van] 

• Dustin : You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.

  Eric : That's where Matt deceives you.

  Dustin : I don't think Matt deceives me.

  Eric : Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up.

  [Matt jumps off the roof of the house into the pool] 

• Matt : It's the honeymoon suit.

  [makes porn music sounds] 

  Matt : [Matt touches Dustin's nipple and Dustin punches him] 

  Eric : So there's only one bed and there's four guys.

  [Matt and Dustin race to the bed where they start to pillow fight] 

  Dustin : This is my side. Get off me.

  [Dustin pulls something from under the sheets] 

  Dustin : Ah! Man-ties!

  [Dustin puts tighty-whities on Matt's head] 

  Matt : AHHH!

  [matt pulls them off and throws them across the room while Dustin laughs histerically] 

  Matt : You did not just find those in that bed!

• Eric : Excuse me sir...

  Scabby Security Guy : [turns around to reveal a nasty scab on his face] 

  Dustin , Eric , Matt : Good lord

  [everyone screams, Matt grabs his own face] 

  Eric : Get it away

  Scabby Security Guy : Yeah, what do you want?

  Dustin : Excuse me sir we are just here to see Jimmy. Is he in the scar, the car, the bus is that where he is?

  Scabby Security Guy : Thats a big no on Jimmy.

  Dustin : Good, thank you.

  Scabby Security Guy : [to Matt]  What are you looking at pin-head.

  Matt : No.

• Eric : Open your ears, Jackass!

• Eric : But see, the truth is that Jimmy actually did want us to come over and say "What's up" so if you could just get us in for five minutes...

  Tour Manager : Yea, I could do that.

  Eric : You could do that?

  Tour Manager : Yea, I could do that, but I'm not going to do that, because I don't want to, and I... I just can't seem to find my way around that.

• Sweet Lou : It's tempting but uh... I don't know. And you know, school just let out and all.

  Eric : Dude, didn't you graduate like six years ago?

  Sweet Lou : Yea, but they didn't.

  Dustin : Again, good point.