Beat the Devil (2002)

Gary Oldman: Devil

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [doorbell buzzes] 

  Devil : Who's that?

  Bob : It's Marilyn.

  Devil : Who?

  Bob : Creep from down the hall, complaining about the noise.

  Devil : [suddenly nervous]  Oh, tell him I'm not here. He spooks me out. He's weird.

  Marilyn Manson : Can you keep it down in there? I'm trying to read, okay?

  [holds up copy of Bible] 

  Devil : Complaining about the noise? Have you heard the racket he makes?

• James Brown : It ain't easy to be James Brown and scare the kids.

  Devil : Hell, you scare me - and I'm the prince of darkness.

• [Flirting with the driver] 

  Devil : Well, you don't like, girls, do ya?

  Driver : I do, actually.

  [pause] 

  Devil : Really? That's awful. You don't know what you're missing.