Along Came Polly (2004)

Philip Seymour Hoffman: Sandy Lyle

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Quotes 

• Sandy Lyle : Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.

  Reuben Feffer : No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?

  Sandy Lyle : Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.

  Reuben Feffer : I don't know what that means.

  Sandy Lyle : I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.

  Reuben Feffer : You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

• Sandy Lyle : Let it rain!

• Sandy Lyle : [Shooting basketball]  White chocolate!

• Sandy Lyle : [Going for layup in basketball]  Iceman!

  [Misses horribly] 

• Sandy Lyle : Raindance!

• Cake Decorator : Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?

  Sandy Lyle : That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle.

  Cake Decorator : Man I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipes scene, that was the funniest shit.

  Sandy Lyle : Yeah, we had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph?

  Cake Decorator : No, thanks. It's good to see you man. I thought you died like fifteen years ago.

  Sandy Lyle : No. I'm very much alive, my friend.

• Sandy Lyle : All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go, "Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?" Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man... who goes by the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"? Or will this BASE-jumping, crocodile-wrestling, shark-diving, volcano-luging, bear-fighting, snake-wrangling, motocross-racing bastard die?

• [while in a crowded elevator] 

  Reuben Feffer : So whose party is this again?

  Sandy Lyle : It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.

  [pause] 

  Sandy Lyle : Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.

• Sandy Lyle : He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...

• Sandy Lyle : Check out her expression - she's terrified.

  Reuben Feffer : She's smiling.

  Sandy Lyle : I'm a student of acting, Ruben - she's fakin' it. The woman got spooked, she needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do - you've been given the gift of freedom, don't turn you back on that.

  Reuben Feffer : I don't want freedom, Sandy, I wanna be married!

• Sandy Lyle : [shooting basketball]  Raindrop!

  [basketball bounces off the backboard]