Latter Days (2003)
Khary Payton: Andrew
Quotes
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Andrew : Quit bitching. It's the early bird who gets the worm.
Christian Markelli : There's an incentive... Especially as we don't get pizza till two AM.
Andrew : Okay, here's the deal: After your training, I'm gonna set you up on a route.
Christian Markelli : A route? On my first day?
Andrew : It's what you do already. It's deliverin' food. Only this time you're drivin'. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels.
Christian Markelli : [sarcastically] Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream.
Andrew : [looks Christian up and down] For all of us.
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[chastising a major actress]
Traci Levine : Thank God she's leaving!
Andrew : Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?"
Traci Levine : That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see her eat?
Andrew : Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves.
Christian Markelli : I bet after sex, she smokes a ham.
[Lila appears]
Lila Montagne : Darling, give me a glass of Cuvée. I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate.
Traci Levine : Less fortunate, that bitch?
Andrew : You know somethin', tell!
Lila Montagne : No, I would never... tell tales such as... with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercise.
Christian Markelli : She hardly looks bulimic!
Lila Montagne : Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest a little more of the purging and a little less of the binging.
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Andrew : He wanna throw himself out the window.
Christian Markelli : What?
Traci Levine : So... you live on the first floor.
Andrew : Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.