Eulogy (2004)
Paget Brewster: Aunt Lily
Quotes
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Fred Collins : What the hell is that?
Aunt Lily : It's your birthday cake. I was hoping it would be a surprise.
Ted Collins : I'm more than surprised. I'm shocked!
Fred Collins : This isn't what we ordered.
Aunt Lily : You don't *order* your mother. I spent two days making...
Ted Collins : We *ordered* an erotic cheesecake.
Aunt Lily : Excuse me?
Ted Collins : You're excused.
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Aunt Lily : Where did they even hear the term 'Erotic Cheesecake'?
Skip Collins : Hey, somebody's gotta teach them these things, right?
Aunt Lily : What things? That you can make a cheesecake look like disembodied breasts?
Skip Collins : ...Or an ass...