Madagascar (2005)

Sacha Baron Cohen: Julien

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Quotes 

• Julian : Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...

• Mort the Mouse Lemur : King Julian! What are they?

  [shouts] 

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : What are they?

  Julian : They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!

  Maurice : They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : [begins weeping] 

  Julian : Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!

• Julian : Where are you giants from?

  Alex the Lion : We're from New York.

  Julian : All hail the New York Giants!

• Mort the Mouse Lemur : They are savages! Tonight we die.

  Julian : The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?

  Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely]  E-he.

• Random Lemur : I like them!

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!

  Julian : Oh shut up, you're so annoying!

• Julian : All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...

  [10-second pause] 

  Julian : [shouts]  How long is this going to take?

• Julian : Welcome to Madagascar.

  Marty the Zebra : Mada-who-ah?

  Julian : No. Not who-ah. As-car.

• Julian : If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?

• Julian : [to Mort]  Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!

• Julian : [Hiding in the bushes with the other lemurs]  Shhhh, we're hiding. Everyone needs to be quiet, including me... SHHHHHH! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...

• Marty the Zebra : [about King Julian]  He's got style.

  Alex the Lion : What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?

  Melman the Giraffe : I think it's a squirrel.

  Julian : Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow.

  Alex the Lion : Definitely a squirrel.

  Melman the Giraffe : Yep, a squirrel.

• Maurice : What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!

  Julian : Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebiedibigibies? No? Good. So shut up.

• Julian : Come on, time to robot!

  [robot voice] 

  Julian : I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.

• Julian : After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.

  [presents Alex with his crown] 

  Alex the Lion : No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.

  Julian : Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!

• Julian : How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute. And plushy.

• Alex the Lion : Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?

  Julian : Who wipes?

  Gloria the Hippo : Oy vey.

  Julian : Oy vey!

  Maurice : Oy vey, everybody!

  [Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"] 

• Julian : What is a simple bite on the butt among friends?

  [shakes his tail at Maurice] 

  Julian : Come on, give me a nibble.

• Julian : We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa.

  Gloria the Hippo : The who-sa?

  Julian : The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.

• Julian : [Mort grabs Julian's foot]  What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!

  Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely]  He he!

• Julian : Wait! I have a plan.

  Maurice : Really?

  Julian : I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.

  [Julian kicks Mort out in the open] 

  Marty the Zebra : Hi there!

  Alex the Lion : No, I will handle this. Alex handles it. Marty says nothing.

  [approaches the frightened Mort] 

  Alex the Lion : Hi there!

  [Mort starts to cry] 

  Alex the Lion : Oh, geez!

  Melman the Giraffe : Oh, Alex. What did you do?

  Alex the Lion : No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.

  [Mort cries louder] 

  Alex the Lion : Oh, jeez!

• Julian : They're just a bunch of pansies.

  Maurice : I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.

  Julian : Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!

• Julian : [singing]  I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to... *Move it!*

• Julian : Can you not see you have insulted the freak?

• Alex the Lion : Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.

  Julian : [from the ground underneath Alex]  Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!

  Melman the Giraffe : Hey, the bozos have the people.

  Alex the Lion : Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!

  Julian : They're up there.

  [points up at skeletons dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness] 

  Julian : Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.

  Alex the Lion : Oh... wow... so, do you have any *live* people?

  Julian : Uhh... no, only dead ones.

  Maurice : I mean, if we had a bunch of live people running around, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?

• Julian : Rise and shining Mr. Alex!

• Julian : How can you have the heebie jeebies for Mr. Alex? He's so cute, and plushy!

• Julian : [begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat]  Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me

  [Maurice begins waving Julian's arm] 

  Julian : Faster, you naughty little monkey!

• Julian : When the New York giants wake up, we must make sure they wake up in paradise.

  [laugh] 

  Julian : Now, who'd like a cookie?

• Julian : Bull's eye! Exellent shot, Maurice!

• Julian : By the power vested in me, by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah... Be gone!