Cathy (1987 TV Movie)

Rob Paulsen: Irving

Quotes 

• Cathy Andrews : [Irving explains the woman Cathy caught him with]  You felt left out of my life and you just needed someone to talk to. You were confusing friendship with romance. Ha! It's silly. It's childish. It's something I'd do.

  Irving : [nervously]  Well, yeah.

  Cathy Andrews : [notices something in the fridge]  Your butter is on a plate.

  Irving : [awkwardly]  What?

  Cathy Andrews : She's been a part of your life long enough to get you to put butter on a plate?

  [pause] 

  Cathy Andrews : There is an artichoke in your refrigerator.

  Irving : [sheepishly]  Yeah...

  Cathy Andrews : Leftover spinach salad, zucchini, lasagna?

  [opening the freezer] 

  Cathy Andrews : There is water in your ice cube trays, and a Lean Cuisine

  [gasps] 

  Cathy Andrews : a Lean Cuisine in your freezer!

  Irving : I just started eating it last night...

  Cathy Andrews : [as she closes the fridge door]  This is not someone new; you have been seeing her for seven weeks and five days! Why didn't you say something, Irving?

• Irving : [shortly before Cathy is awarded Employee of the Year; whispering]  My blue necktie is in there.

  Cathy Andrews : [whispering]  Tough luck.

  Irving : I want my Springsteen tapes now.

  Cathy Andrews : Finders keepers, losers weepers.

  Irving : Give me back my red plaid flannel shirt!

• Cathy Andrews : [dropping by Irving's place]  Surprise, Irving, I'm here! Say those three little words that have come to mean so much to us.

  Irving : [on his couch, kissing another woman]  She'll kill me!